Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks! – Bag of 25
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$39.99
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Is there a warranty?
Absolutely.
All products sold include a 1 year warranty.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is only $15 Australia wide.
We also offer free pickup from Tooradin, VIC.
When will I get my order?
We use Startrack – please allow 2-4 business days for delivery of your order.
What is the satisfaction guarantee?
You can try our sex toys risk free.
If you are not 100% satisfied, contact us within 14 days, and we will try to sort it out.
If all else fails, simply return it to us, and we will give you a full refund, excluding shipping.
Description
Attention, lolly lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of… well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, there’s more! These phallic treats aren’t just for insults. They’re perfect for:
– Spicing up your hen’s party (because nothing says “last night of freedom” like a mouthful of candy dicks)
– Filling your piñata with a surprise that will make your guests say, “Oh my!”
– Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they’re a total tool
So whether you’re dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can’t take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.